Anti-sleep Treatment joke

One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem, my
husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very
embarrassing. What should I do?"
"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this pin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will
motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg."
In church the following Sunday,
Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he
said, nodding to Mrs. Jones. "Jesus!", Mr. Jones cried as his wife
jabbed him the leg with the pin. "Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones,"
said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your
redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones. "God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he
was stuck again with the pin. "Right again," said the minister,
smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones again slept off. However, this
time, the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions
that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband
with the pin again. The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?" Mrs. Jones poked her husband,
who yelled, "You stick that goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half
and shove it up your ass!".