New York lovers rack up highest number of complaints
A blonde woman (main) and her
said-to-be boyfriend (inset) have racked up the most complaints for
their late-night antics. Picture: New York Post
Source: News Corp Australia
ONE Brooklyn couple is making so much wild whoopee they have earned
the title of loudest lovemakers in New York — by gaining the most
complaints from their angry neighbours.
The carnal clamouring by the loved-up pair living in the Ridge
Avenue apartment building in Bay Ridge has racked up a half-dozen
complaints to 311 - New York City’s official complaint line - between
October and December last year.Witnesses say the screams of ecstasy echo through the six-storey building.
“I’m on the second floor, and I hear them all the time. When I come in the night from work, a girl screaming every night — Papi, different kinds of names, in Spanish,” griped Omar Ramos. “[She] keeps screaming to continue, to not stop. Saturdays, it’s louder. About 30 minutes to an hour, sometimes more than an hour.”
A woman with bleach-blonde hair answered the door at Apt. D7 and said, “It’s my apartment. I’m not hurting anyone.”
She then added, to no one’s surprise, “I’m pregnant. I’m trying to get some rest” before slamming the door.
The man identified as her boyfriend, who does handiwork in the building, refused to comment.
The Bay Ridge apartment where the alleged loud sex sessions take place. Picture: New York Post
Source: News Corp Australia
The couple — and plenty of other horny Brooklynites — have helped make the borough the loudest for lovemaking in the city, according to a report by DNAinfo.
It found that 133 total complaints were filed over loud sex between January 1, 2014, and February 12, 2015, with 42 of them being in Kings County.
Queens was the second-raunchiest borough, with 37 complaints. The Bronx had 31, and Manhattan recorded 23.
Staten Island, on the other hand, had zero complaints.
Sleepless residents in other parts of Brooklyn complained about bedposts banging against the wall — and one woman’s “sex machine”, DNAinfo said.
“My neighbour is making too much noise. She has a sex machine and then she starts screaming, ‘Yes, yes, yes’ for extended periods of time,” one complainant said on June 10 at 8.10am.
“They are perverts who constantly bring more individuals to perform more extreme sexual activities.”
An elderly resident from Bedford-Stuyvesant said hearing loud sex was taking a toll on his or her health.
“They are having sex, and noise is unbearable,” the neighbour complained in March last year.
“This is a chronic issue. I am a very sick senior that needs assistance with this matter.”
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